Saturday, November 25, 2006

huge and empty fortune cookie

“If any would not work neither should he eat”, a huge and empty fortune cookie says.
That's how I became a professional writer for fortune cookies
For the slowest fast-food chain in the world--Panda Depress.
Tonight's recommendation from the chef:
"One man's meat is another's vegetable."
"One man's vegetable is another's butter."
"One man's butter is another's fly."
"Butterfly is butter's dream."
"I believe I can butterfly."
"One person's China is another's America".

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